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A customer came in a few days ago and said "I just have to tell you the
funniest thing - I'm in North Carolina to pick my kids up from camp and
my husband and I are staying at this little bed and breakfast and in
the lobby was a copy of 'Cottage Living' magazine with your house on
the cover! Can you believe it ? How many years ago was that? And, they
still had it sitting out! Does your house even look like that anymore?"
So, that was then and this is now.
I'll be honest with you, it took me a little bit to find where I had placed the magazine in one of my uber-over caffeinated Sunday
morning cleanup sessions (similar, to one that I'm having right now,
ha.) I finally found the magazine and was kind of excited to flip
through it to see how all my cute little touches over the years had
greatly improved my decor.
I walked around the house with the
magazine in one hand and my morning coffee in the other on my own
personal 'home magazine tour.'
Within minutes,I had put myself
in time out and gone back to bed. I downed another cup of coffee. And,
I would have had another except my head was kind of starting to hurt
(instead of a brain freeze, I was heading toward a caffeine molten meltdown.)
My house did not look - charme. My house looked horrible! Actually, it looked like a before shot,
not a finished product. Suddenly, I remembered sweet Ali saying she is
so glad that I'm back in town and that she is done with her 'dog
sitting tour.' Now, she can go back to her own apartment and get her
life back together. Jokingly, I said - "You know, I'm the one on the
other side of that story." I had been away almost six weeks and my
house was suffering from what I affectionately call CREEP. Similar
to that person at a party that you don't want to talk to but won't go
away, creep is that stuff in your house that you don't want to deal
with and it won't go away. CREEP!!! My house was infested with creep!
Back
in the 80's when I was a self help book junkie, I read a passage in
some book that basically said - when you walk into your home you should
have the feeling of exhaling. A feeling of respite. Comfort.
Relaxation. In other words, for those of you who don't speak 80's
psycho-babble - your home should be a place that you look forward to
coming home to.
My home had been that for me, but after months of traveling and nonstop working, my home had become anything but that. So my 'Then & Now' story is actually going to be called 'Ahhh, I'm home.'
If
you look around your home and only see perfection, then you can log off
and check back with us next week for a fabulous new posting. If you
live in the real world, like I do. Then, lets de-creep our houses together and get that 'Ahhh' feeling back: And, oh, grab a trash bag!
Entrance - have pretty flowers planted by the front door. Trust me,
it always cheers me up to see those flowers when I come home after a
long day. (The kitty, too.)
Ahhh
Creep Free - have the first room you walk into be CREEP
free. Do not throw stuff in this room! Leave this one room alone. If
you see creep building up in this room, move it away. Have at least
one room in your house that doesn't stress you out. Preferably the room
you walk into at the end of a long day.
I switch this centerpiece out all the time. Actually, I have several that I rotate through.
Plants - have at least one plant per room. Fake or real,
I'm old school about fake plants, but they make such good ones now you
can't even tell the difference. Tip: If you are going to use fake, make sure you only have out plants that would actually be in season and blooming at that time.
Throw away the spindly, dying plants, or set them outside in the plant
infirmary. I spent $45 today at the nursery and filled every room in
the house with plants. Tip: If your having a party,switch out the plants for some fresh cut flowers.
So pretty!
Fragrance - try a room spray, candle, or reed sticks to
freshen your rooms. I have two huge dogs and a kitty, so I'm probably
a little over-the-top sensitive that my house doesn't smell like a
barn. I keep a reed stick diffuser by the front door and I turn the
sticks every few days.
Ahhh.
Keys and Leashes - since I mentioned the dogs and you can
only imagine that they like to go on W-A-L-K-S it is handy to have
their collars, leashes, umbrellas, and keys all together. In the
winter, we also hang scarves and gloves.
Toys - I have dogs, you may have children. I'm sure that my
dogs are no better than your children at putting their toys away. Have
a handy place to put the toys away in the rooms that they play with the toys.
Front Door...
Back Door...
Face in the bowl - puppy crack.
I can't breathe, but I can't let it go either...
Thank God my sister is here to bark...
Too many toys, too little time...
Something Personal - my dog Reny passed away recently and I'm
still not used to her not being at the front door when I get home, so I
made a little 'ode to Reny' memorial that actually makes me smile when I pass by it. See, the sheep - for sheep dog. And, don't send your decorator out to pick out 'your-something-personal.' You have a heart don't you? You must care about something?
Magazines - tear out the pages you want to keep and throw the
rest away! Do not save magazines! Save pages! If you recycle -
fantastic. If you don't either give them away to a friend or neighbor,
or toss them!
Mail - stand over the trash can and open your mail. Keep
monthly bills out and put important papers away, out of sight. In an
organized manner.
Pictures, too. We know you're pretty, but you don't need a
picture of every trip you've ever been on out, rotate your photos, or
simply replace older ones with newer ones. Tip: Family photos, if there is a new in-law, this would be a good time to update some pics.
Kitchen - everything you own does not need to be out.
Appliances are not accessories. Tip: Put the appliances you don't use away
and only keep out the ones you use on a daily or weekly basis.
Desk - everyone has a "desk" now. Everyone has a computer,
phone, cell phone, mail, bills. . . . . try to keep all those items in
the same place and organized. Cups for pens, baskets for mail, change,
invitations, etc. . .
Exit Strategy - have a specific place set up for keys, sunglasses, cell phones, lint brush (me), lipstick, and purse. If just that little bit of organization saves you five minutes every time you leave the house, just think what else you could accomplish with your day! Also, it's always nice to have a mirror by the door you leave your house. I have one by my front door and back door. Believe it or not, I've caught myself with black panties worn with white dress countless times. Tee hee on me.
(Note to self: five minutes a day equates to 1825 minutes a year or 30.4 hours or 1.26 days of searching for your keys.)
Monthly bills clipped together with duck bill, tee hee.
So, when it was all said and done, my 'creep poltergeisting' took
about three hours.
And, I feel uber-organized again. I'm not even
concerned that I'm leaving town again next week because I have that
"Ahhh, I'm home," feeling again.
And, now we are ready for the Then & Now edition of our story. Sans - stylist, photographer, assistant, florist, and editor. And, maid, who seems to always be on "holiday."
And, in defense of myself, if some of you were wondering about
those 'red pillows'. You know the song - "Another one bites the dust,
ah huh, another one bites the dust." Replaced immediately after seeing
image of red pillows in print. Not unlike unsavory outfit that looked
"cool, hip, and young" according to sales person, but in reality looked
like "Mrs. Roper hits Vegas" to the rest of the world. Picture not included.
Reward for my efforts: Beautiful Cote Bastide Notepad for my uber-organized desk! I can't believe I've never owned one?!
Look forward to a fun new blog post most every Monday.